Thursday is garbage and recycling pick up day in our
neighbourhood. Garbage trucks, big,
white and shiny, storm the back alleys, hissing, beeping and rattling their
busy way shaking bins full of bottles,
cans and garbage into the holds, rolling from one end of the neighbourhood to
the other. They hit our alley at 7 a.m. on
the dot and they usually go up and down about three to four times until they
are satisfied every bin is empty.
Libby the border collie who pretty much runs our house and
keeps us all in order, hates these trucks with a passionate explosive fury.
So, on this very important day, we have a very important
routine. I’m told there are some dogs, fearful
of whatever is out there, who hide under the bed, or under your arm, or under
your desk and just quietly quiver until it's over.
This is not Libby’s way. When she
hears the engines on those trucks, when she hears the unmistakable sound of
those hissing air brakes, she explodes out of the basement in a white hot fury,
bouncing off the doors and windows on her way to the back door, trying to get
out and bite those big white trucks unless we take drastic measures. She wants to eat the tires and chew up the
poor driver.
Obviously we can’t let that happen .
One time, she and I accidentally ran into the garbage truck on the street during an innocent morning
walk. In my defense, I thought they were gone. The poor driver stopped his truck, and said
mournfully out the open door “It’s OK Lady. All the dogs hate me.” I did try to apologize but he probably couldn’t
hear me over Libby’s hysterical barking.
Another time she cornered a stopped garbage truck in front
of our house and ran circles around and around it, pinning it and the astounded
driver in place until I caught her, and
dragged her away.
So you see, we have a history with these garbage trucks .
Now, every Thursday we get
up very early, racing to get the kettle on, get the tea made, close the windows in the
house tight to keep out any truck’s noise, put the television on
downstairs to make cheerful noise, get breakfast food
in Libby’s bowl and treats in her treat ball to distract her, get the gate in
place to keep her downstairs, and then we wait it out. It usually
takes about 45 minutes til the all clear and peace once more settles over the house.
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